So you might be wondering why my blog is called “Almost Carl Ann’
WELL, After giving birth to me, my obviously-still-drugged-mother thought Carl Ann would be a swell name her newborn, nameless baby girl. The hospital wouldn’t let my parents leave without making the *difficult* decision of naming me Chelsea or Carl Ann. Thank goodness the mind-warping drugs wore off in time for my mom to make the right decision and NOT name me Carl Ann.
Besides that, this pretty much sums me up: Miami Graduate, Internet Nerd, Dog Lover, Ohio-born and Raised
